Anyone who tears a doll in half imagining it to be a woman is clearly seriously disturbed.
'Thug' armed with key on a knife fob.
Crime. It is all around us. It watches us whilst we sleep. It is the badger amongst society's pigeons. One day, we will all (probably) die because of it.
Some say criminals are created by society in order to make stupid people feel good about their blind idiocy: 'At least I haven't been to prison for touching monkeys', 'At least the puppies I eat are mine, I don't steal them' - such sentiments aren't rife in Britain's beleaguered estate housing holes.
But some have yet another opinion. The criminal mind has vexed for many years, but Psycho-ologist Dr. A. B. Norman has studied the criminal man brain since the age of eight - when he tore his sisters' 'Barbie of Color' [sic] in half - "I thought to myself, 'What have I done?' But more importantly, 'Why have I done?'". To this end, the Dr. supplies this graphic insight: "Anyone who tears a doll in half imagining it to be a woman is clearly seriously disturbed. But, if they work hard they can still become a successful Doctor, be interviewed by the media and even get a book deal".
Dr. Norman's book is out to buy now from leading book selling stores.
Anyone who tears a doll in half imagining it to be a woman is clearly seriously disturbed.
